hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

hand sanitizer kink by kappakappa October 4, 2021

Hand Sanitizer 

The most expensive thing during the corona virus

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

Hand Sanitizer by RogueAssassin March 5, 2020

hand sanitizer 

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

hand sanitizer by Jeremy X Universe March 22, 2016

hand sanitizer 

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.

I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

hand sanitizer by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009

Hand Sanitizer 

Liquid gold in today’s society.

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.

Hand Sanitizer by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020

hand sanitizer 

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

hand sanitizer by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

hand sanitizer bomb

A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb

"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."

hand sanitizer bomb by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008