Second-hand fuck 

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

Second-hand fuck by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Second Hand Fuck 

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

Second Hand Fuck by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

what the fuck hand 

A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.

I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.

what the fuck hand by loregore October 20, 2008

hand slutting fuck slapper 

Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.

Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.

hand slutting fuck slapper by Cameron P March 13, 2004

The ‘fuck you’ hand 

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.

“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”

The ‘fuck you’ hand by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 28, 2024

Hand-fucking 

When a women makes her hand shaped like a vagina and the male fucks it like he would a vagina

She allowed me to get a great hand-fucking in last night. I don't even know what base I got to!

Hand-fucking by Blazeon69 March 7, 2012

hillbilly hand fucking

the act of shoving ur fist deep into a womans vagina as if fishing for catfish

thats trucker bitch had a nice body so i threw a paper bag over her head and took her hillbilly hand fucking

hillbilly hand fucking by E grizzly September 13, 2011