Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

Farting out hand grenades by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005

handfarting 

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

handfarting by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Handfasting 

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.

1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.

Handfasting by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009

Handfasting 

Abstaining from masterbation.

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”

Handfasting by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018

handparting 

A neopagan/Wiccan divorce ceremony.

Things didn't work out, so the couple did a handparting.

handparting by scarEhappywitchlady July 11, 2011