hamsh 

A person who is constantly residing in a smokehouse and watching the history channel.

"Wanna play with my WII?" or "Wanna play with my WII Hamsh?" "RARARHARA Hamsh

hamsh by Joey Hall January 4, 2008

hamsh banan 

a hamsh that is a banan. he is a banan a lot of the time. he does not always answer questions with an answer that is even related to what you asked and it seems like he doesn't have a brain. the only time he uses his brain is when he is playing a video game, in this case banan is a pro gaemr.

Friend-"hamsh banan, do you have a brain?"
Hamsh Banan- "who's brain?"

(yes that actually happened)

hamsh banan by Pro Gaemr January 31, 2022

hamsh banan 

hamsh banan is just that kind of person who will naturally become a pro in any given video game within minutes. He is just that kind of person to answer a question or respond to a real world situation using as little brain power as possible as he is saving the rest for gaming later that day. You can always trust a hamsh banan to answer a question with something mostly unrelated to the actual question and to act like their brain is a banan (most of the time). But through all this, you can always trust him to be an epik pro gamer and a great friend.

Person 1: 'Is that hamsh banan!? I would really like to play Terraria with him this afternoon, I heard he is really good.'

Person 2: 'Yeah I played Minecraft with him yesterday, he's a total Pro Gamer!!'

hamsh banan by L1ghtn1ng January 31, 2022

Steamed Hams

The regionally appropriate term for "hamburgers" in Albany, New York.
Though phrased as "steamed", a steamed ham is typically grilled, and served on a platter often containing more than a quarter dozen of the aforementioned dish and various french fries.
Not to be confused with "steamed clams", a similarly phrased dish which can often be mistaken for steamed hams.

Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams.” That’s what I call hamburgers.

Steamed Hams by McDaddy's Big Patties February 20, 2018

bleached hams 

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

bleached hams by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

steamed hams

Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.

"No, I said, steamed HAMS".

steamed hams by Delaware Mike December 12, 2007

Hamhead 

A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.

Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.

Hamhead by Wodderwick December 25, 2022