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1.
Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.
"No, I said, steamed HAMS".
by Delaware Mike November 15, 2007
 
2.
Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..
Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..
by TaayBiy September 12, 2008