hannitized

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.

I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!

hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

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sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

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hanatizer

Someone who obsessively uses Hand Sanitizer and can't get the words "hand sanitizer" out fast enough so they have to shorten it to "Hanatizer"

Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer

Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with

Brooke, the giraffe licked me at camp today, can I use your hanatizer, I used mine all up!?

Here Carmela, your hands are going to fall off if you keep obsessively using that stuff, they look yellow already! Your addicted to sanitizing your hands!

hanatizer by Carmie68 July 10, 2010