boom boom hammerstick 

a very large penis with a very large boner

wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick.

boom boom hammerstick by amanda+bridden June 3, 2007

Haberstick 

To have a really small penis and pork ugly fat girls in the butt.

Dam Haberstick Grace D.

Haberstick by Daniel Haberstick September 30, 2010

Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

Hammerspice

1. The ultimate extreme scent or flavor. Created by Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half. Original description (with pictures) can be found there.

Hammerspice Chips

or

Hammerspice Deodorant

MORE EXTREME THAN SKATEBOARDING ON A SURFBOARD IN FRONT OF A FLAMING MOUNTAIN WHILE SHOOTING ARROWS OUT OF YOUR ARMPITS AT A SHARK !

Hammerspice by 3fold April 24, 2010

hammerdick 

to exert unnecessary force

If Leo continues to hammerdick his car like that he's going to blow that shit up.

hammerdick by cdamiano August 9, 2006

hammerstank 

To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.

Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!

Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!

hammerstank by Paul Norris June 4, 2007

hammerdick 

A revered term for a man residing within the south coastal region of Lake Erie to the PA/NY Appalachian Mountain area. A man who finds enjoyment in beer drinking, has outstanding fines at all time with the local/ state government, owns one or more guns, burns his trash, and typically falls within the blue - white collar range according to the 2010 census. A real menace to city folk.

- I just spotted them hammerdicks ripping up State St on them dirt bikes. - Oh Yeah? I even saw one the other day burning his trash which included an old car while drinking a bud heavy with no fucks given.

hammerdick by US Dep of Definitions May 20, 2016