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When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.
Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."
by Jonny Jimboy November 09, 2010

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