The Hamburger Hepler Effect 

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012

hamburger helper 

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

hamburger helper by |< |3 July 16, 2006

Hamburger Helper 

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

Hamburger Helper by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

hamburger helpers 

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

hamburger helpers by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008

Hamburger Helper 

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

Hamburger Helper by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

Hamburger Helper 

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.

Hamburger Helper by squidfinder123 September 18, 2005

Hamburger helper 

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

Hamburger helper by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010