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hallwalking 

It's a commonly used term in self directed schools, it basically means that while you're supposed to be spending periods in class, you simply walk around in the hallways. The only time Hallwalking poses a real threat is if a person of direct authority (principal, TA, VP, etc.) catches you, in which case you could get detention. In conjunction with hallwalking, people take "laps" around the halls.
1 - It's period three, let's go hallwalking before lunch begins so we can get lunch early.
2 - I need to talk to you, let's take a lap. *5 laps later* just one more lap!
hallwalking by Babyblue736 September 22, 2005
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Hallmarkification

The process of creating alternate, superfluous, or overly specific holidays in an attempt to sell more greeting cards.
Boss's Day? Isn't that EVERY day? Man, this Hallmarkification is going too far...
Hallmarkification by Jones.Dr.Jones February 14, 2012

Hallmocking 

When looking for a hallmark card for any occasion and spending too time looking for one that doesn’t contain the word “Love”
Damn it, i spent 30 minutes Hallmocking for a Valentines Day Card for the wife at Walgreens and missed my tinderwife. Never again!
Hallmocking by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Hallmarkian 

Someone who does nothing but watch Hallmark channel and nothing else
You're a hallmarkian

callmarking 

callmarking by Helen October 24, 2003

Hallyacking 

Dad: Get up and mow the yard
Son: Let me sleep longer

Dad: You wouldn’t be tired if you weren’t up hallyacking with your friends all night
Hallyacking by Matista July 29, 2022