saw half way up the ass... 

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...

tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...

saw half way up the ass... by chantyruby November 8, 2010

beaten up half a mongrel 

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.

No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.

beaten up half a mongrel by sikcnt November 6, 2014

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass 

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019

Half Past Fucked Up 

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

Half Past Fucked Up by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

half upside down 

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

half upside down by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019

Rear Admiral (Upper Half) 

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in anal sex with the woman.

This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.

Light brown stains with red sprinkles testified to my first successful completion of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half) in the lobby of the motel 6.

Rear Admiral (Upper Half) by gunfest 2008 February 23, 2009