half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.

Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!

by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019

half ass people

People that are irrelevant to the situation or subject.

Tyler and his friends are half ass people to me

by oby1kanobie January 12, 2016

Half ass person

Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort

He/she is a half ass person in the relationship

by Hickorychip88 May 4, 2020

half-ass hustle

Going through all the motions of running, but going the same speed as walking.

That half-ass hustle isn't fooling anyone.

Thanks for letting me cross the street! Here's some half-ass hustle to make you think I care.

by Rehtaeh Eirhtug November 13, 2019

Half-ass sex

When you stick only the head of your penis in so you dont rip their asshole

Dude i had half-ass sex with a 17 year old girl......and it was in the shower

by FEU November 25, 2007