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hairy balls in a bucket 

you fill a bucket with your on man juice. then you put it in a sink and let 8 mice swim in it. then you put it in a blender with a little bit of lemon juice and feed it to your grandparents.
Bob: "dude it was so funny last night, i tottally made some hairy balls in a bucket and gave it to my grandpa"

Joe: "dude thats AWSOME"

Bob: "yeah i dig that shit"

bucket hair

When a guy looks really hot with wet hair.
"Evan, you have bucket hair!"

a bucket o' nose hairs 

I had heard good things about the movie Sideways, but it turned out to be a bucket o' nose hairs.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004