When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt
"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"
"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"
"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"
"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"
"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"
"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"
"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"
by Sloppy Rig July 5, 2012
by TBeck November 29, 2013
I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020
by TheDevinGreat April 13, 2015
by Dale Anderson January 27, 2009
When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."
Guy: I went home with this chick last night.
Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.
Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.
by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010
The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.
Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
by RyanDaSniper December 1, 2019