The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.
Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
by RyanDaSniper December 1, 2019