hairstyles of the damned 

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

hairstyles of the damned by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

Hairstyles of the Damned 

Funniest book of all time, yet has really important morals to get across to teenagers... Probably the most messed up book of ALL time, yet very realistic and is DEFINATLY entertaining. If you have an English project where you can pick your own book READ this book, unless you have to do quotes... like every other sentance has the f word...

person 1: "Hairstyles of the Damned is the best book everrrrr."
person 2: XD "It was mad funny."

Hairstyles of the Damned by Megan Fx September 12, 2009

harrystylessexual 

The person who is attracted to harry styles, and maybe louis Tomlinson. This person thinks that harry styles is perfect human exist. This person is feeding by harry styles

Boy: I know you like me!
Girl: huh, I'm harrystylessexual

harrystylessexual by Thefoundingfather December 26, 2020

Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.

Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."

Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

hairsicles

When you take a shower and then walk outside in sub-freezing temperatures when your hair is still wet, and it turns into hard frozen sticks.

It is unwise to go outside in 5-degree weather with wet hair unless you don't mind getting hairsicles.

hairsicles by spicedchai December 17, 2009

I.G.U. Hairstyle 

A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.

I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.

I.G.U. Hairstyle by LittleMich68 September 15, 2009

simp.4.harrystyles

one of the hottest people ever, she is so kind and wonderful <3

omg i love simp.4.harrystyles too she's amazing

simp.4.harrystyles by roxxyyy June 20, 2021