1. A phrase that describes you as the COLDEST.

2.The best and nothing higher.

3. Very Icy.

4. Cold but never cruel.

5. Heartless, depending on how the phrase is used.

6. Very good.
Damn, your watch is COLD AS HAIL.
Shorty, heartless and COLD AS HAIL.
Lebron James is one of the coldest to ever do it! That boy COLD AS HAIL.
I stay looking fly. I stay looking COLD AS HAIL
Her body nice! She COLD AS HAIL!
by FRSHMPIRE April 15, 2021
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A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.
Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"
by TheWaker2021 April 1, 2021
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When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.
Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.

Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?

Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
by SparkyZee October 27, 2009
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A notion used by/for the lead character Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams in the cult classic film "Evil-dead". It basically means "Kneel before the overlord(designating thyself)". But can also be used as a cheer in favour of something one supports
Duh! I said "All you biatches, hail to the king".

A nerd to a geek "I know ruby on rails, what do you know huh? Hail to the king, baby"
by NiH November 4, 2005
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Coined by Daniel Tosh, it's when you throw change at strippers/sluts instead of dollar bills. Highly recommended for ballers on a budget.
Friend:Hey man, are you gonna make it rain tonight?
Baller on a Budget: No dude, money's tight. But I will make it hail.
by Big Tosh May 16, 2011
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A somewhat childish double entendre reference to the fact that the 45th POTUS is both the color of Cheetos and is a fart head (as in “cut the cheese”).
The military band struck up a sad version of Hail to the Cheese as the Trumpster entered the ballroom!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2020
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A cheaper version of "Make it Rain". Usually done with quarters, although any change will do. By throwing coins up in the air for others to chase at your pleasure is "making it hail". This form is not limited to a strip club. This is commonly done when a gagle of homeless people are hogging a warm bus stop.
Trevor is a cheap bastard. We were at the strip club last night and he pulls out a roll of quarters, breaks it open and throws all the coins up in the air. People were yelling "make it hail" and running for cover.
by Steverinio March 7, 2008
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