a small, boring town towards the south end of connecticut. full of old people and teenagers, most of which do pot. people that live in haddam generally go to haddam elementary school, then haddam-killingworth middleschool, then haddam-killingworth (HK) high school. "you cant spell hick without hk!"

basically there is nothing to do in there. there's 2 firestations, 2 graveyards, the haddam meadows, cockaponsett, lots of land and woods, a library, and senior center, an old jail house that ppl like to graffitti when theyre high, dunkin' doughnuts, and a few pizza places, none of which are within walking distance.

a generally rich place to live, upper-middle class.
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by blee bloo blah March 11, 2009
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A very bad coplament
can be used to describe someone in a bad way
nankid331:Yo!you madd guueenn
Tiffygirl42396: You mad haddams
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by prettytiffyx3 February 9, 2009
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A town, located in Connecticut, that is so small every one knows each other.
-Hey do you know Fred, from East Haddam?
-Of course, man, I live in East Haddam.
by I hate you all. February 24, 2012
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A small town in central Connecticut, nestled in the Connecticut River Valley where Hick and Yuppie collide. A town with only 7000 people and involved in a regional school system with Killingworth. The center of town is known as Higganum, the only one in the world. Higganum just recieved new sidewalks for all of the pedestrians walking to a bunch of aboandoned buiildings to walk on. New prallel parking along route 81 will help ease the parking situation that the town does not have. It is about 20 minutes from anything worthwhile looking at, besides Stop and Shop. Within, there is the Country Market and the Ghandi Mart which is open 24/7. There are only three stop lights and the town is just now building a Dunkin Donuts. It's the town you drive through, but do not stop unless you get caught at a red light to get to the Goospeed or Middletown. If you want a park you can check out the Haddam Meadows on the river front, Field Park, or the massive state forest known as Cockaponsett. Many youg people in town enjoy racing down Beaver Meadow Rd. or smoking pot in various places including some of the parks. No one famous resides in town though Wnbc-TV news anchor Joanne Nesti recently moved out of town. Overall, Haddam is a good place to live, there's just not much to do in town.
You can drive through Haddam, CT on your way down Route 9.
by JDD15 August 14, 2006
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haddam neck is pretty much the best place on earth. it is home to the haddam neck fair, which arrives each labor day weekend. it has many fields and old houses, and it is also the home where captain kids treasure is thought to be found. it is located on the connecticut river, and is not very known. lots of contractors are cutting down the beautiful trees to build homes, which needs to be stopped. the population doesnt need growth in this small, tight, community.
haddam neck is a great place for older people.
by sassy234 August 21, 2009
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Saddam Hussein's much camper and nicer brother, who lives in Niraq, and gives flowers and honey to nuns and orphans, and abolished the use of guns, except for the use of hanging flower baskets.
what a nice guy- shame his brother's an asshola
by Biafra J February 3, 2005
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East Haddam is beautiful, wonderful, caring, loving, happy, and an all around terrific place to live! There is a lot to do in East Haddam, such as going to see a show at the historic Goodspeed opera house that has spawned Broadway shows. Additionally, East Haddam is known for its wide variety of delicious food. The award-winning Village Pizza is right in the center of town, and CT's No. 1 Family Restaurant Hilltop BBQ is located just a few steps away from the wonderful Moodus center. Additionally, East Haddam is home to beautiful homes and most famously, Gillette Castle, which is rated the most scenic place in CT. East Haddam boasts one of the best school systems in the state, under the leadership of the renowed superintendent who makes sure students get to school in any type of weather (3 feet of snow included). Additionally, East Haddam has two of its own news publications- the fishwrapper and the renowed Patch. Also in the mix is Gristmill Market, where you can buy anything your heart has ever desired. East Haddam is clearly the best place on Earth.
Person 1: Hey! Do you have a snow day today...there's like 5 feet of snow and ice?
Person 2: No! I live in East Haddam

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I don't know....I have soo many options in East haddam!!!!!!

Person 1: Where should we eat tonight, in East Haddam?
Person 2:I don't know; there are so many award-winning options!
by Midnight Doreen February 19, 2013
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