Doesn't matter had sex 

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

Doesn't matter had sex by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

I Just Had Sex 

A single by the lonely island featuring Akon describing their ever recent.....SEX!!!

Dad "son what where you doing last night?"
Son " I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FEEELT SO GOOD!!

I Just Had Sex by maverick12awesome December 22, 2010

I Just Had Sex! 

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.

(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

I Just Had Sex! by greggory9669 March 4, 2011

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

dont matter had sex 

When you have smash a girl and maybe your friends also smashed and your not smashing no more. Or meet someone you dont know who also has smashed the same girl

"We both had sex with her bro. Whaaaattt?" Nice! "dont matter had sex"

dont matter had sex by Gangbang69 June 22, 2014

and then i had sex with her 

Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.

and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!

1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!

1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!

and then i had sex with her by O.Z. tha O.G. June 28, 2010

I had sex with Tiger Woods too 

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are

Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

I had sex with Tiger Woods too by yobrova December 20, 2009