Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

had him on skates 

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.

oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!

had him on skates by Geegz April 19, 2009

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table 

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

They had Sex on the Crafting Table 

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

They had Sex on the Crafting Table by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life 

A grammatically correct sentence about someone’s faith he had had which had had no effect on his life.

The man was always faithful, but it never seemed to do any good. In fact, you could say all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life.

all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life by Tizertiger February 12, 2023

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her 

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her by KT_2x September 28, 2023