haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

hambered 

a state of drunkenness after only drinking a little bit, where you think everyone is your friend, you are falling on the ground, you are more obnoxious than usual, you knock drinks out of people's hands, and you are puking in the toilet for the rest of the night. a real bitch move.

That girl is totally hambered!
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.

hambered by letsnotbehambered November 9, 2010

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

haberdasher by faggo delux February 19, 2005

rectal haberdashery 

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

rectal haberdashery by rm_you November 3, 2005

Haberday 

"Happy Birthday!"
A slang way of saying "Happy Birthday"
A word originated from the Philippines. (Since there's no definition yet.)

Eg. 1 :

Ei! Bro! I'm greeting you in advance, "Haberday!" Stay Cool!

Eg. 2 :

Guy 1 : Hey! Isn't it November 1 today?
Guy 2 : Hella Yeh? y?
Guy 1 : Hey! It's my fooking bday!
Guy 2 : u sure?... kl! Haberday dude! Let's Partey!

Haberday by theblob.jp May 26, 2009

Hadered 

When an athlete or celebrity has old tweets revealed that are considered racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. Named for All-Star pitcher Josh Hader, whose high school tweets went viral during the 2018 MLB All-Star Game.

Guy 1: Did you see Kevin Hart stepped down as the Oscars host because of his tweets?

Guy 2: Yeah, he totally got Hadered.

Hadered by Chef_Vortivask December 9, 2018

Hamered 

Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."

Hamered by RVe April 1, 2007