a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations
guy1: did you drink the last beer

guy2: yup

guy3: why you mother gurtser!
by knifeinflavor123 February 03, 2010
Top Definition
To ejaculate on a turtle
After finishing his walk in the park, Brent decided he could use a nice Gurt.
by thegurtmeister1 March 04, 2010
the act of oral sex
And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez
by RedzJunya June 07, 2009
Often used as an adverb.
Originating from the English West Country, including the city of Bristol.
Originally meaning "great" as in "great big" or "gurt big", but now is also used in place of "really", "well", "very" and "exceptionally".

"gurt lush"
"gurt smart"
These can also be abreviated to simply "gurt"
"Would you look at that donkey, ee's got a gurt bigun!"

"Tracey's gurt!"

"That bendy-bus is gurt lush!"
by gonkenstien August 17, 2012
1) To ejaculate

(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)

2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.
1) (Guy having sex with girlfriend) "Damn it! It's too much for me to handle even pulling out. I'm gonna gurt!"

2) (random dude) "Sorry I didn't mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets."
by mr. freakish tongue lasher February 06, 2011
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