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gurtfood
1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten
You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.
by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004
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Gurtsex
Gurt is a slang-word often used in Toronto, ON. It is a word that means to get beat up, or get your as whooped.
Bruh, you stepped on my kicks. Wipe that shit off or you're about to get gurt.
by DuntrusLilot November 27, 2016
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gurtsex
a cigarette, etymology= cigarette -> cigurt -> gurt
Hey, got a spare gurt?
by MikeyV43 June 14, 2006
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gurtsex
1,the new term for the use of gunt as an insult.
2,a name. for like a turtle/turt.
1,that guy is such a gurt.
2, gurt the turt.

by ralph p. nis October 02, 2006
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gurtfood
noun: the item sold at YouGurt
verb: to gurt, the act of eating gurt
Hey man, lets go get our gurt on!
by Madd!zzle July 10, 2008
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Gurtsex
When something or someone touches a log you yell "GURT!" it is almost the same as a innuendo, but this is only used if you or somebody else touches a log, or a picture OF a log.
Walking through the woods with your friends then somebody touches a log "GURT!!!!!"
by DaLogMASTA June 02, 2009
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