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2 definitions by thegurtmeister1

 
1.
To ejaculate on a turtle
After finishing his walk in the park, Brent decided he could use a nice Gurt.
by thegurtmeister1 March 04, 2010
 
2.
Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle
That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'
by thegurtmeister1 March 04, 2010