Goretex
My son gave me a Goretex military jacket that is totally waterproof & it cost $300 in 2001. It's amazing, camoflauge, & I love it!
Goretex by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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Gretna high school
Gretna High School is the home of fake city slickers and hicks with shitty trucks. People here can’t take a fucking joke and love drama more than juuls. They think they’re cool but they’re literally Gretna so they need to shut the fuck up. It’s white girl central mixed with dirt and corn. These white people love getting offended for other cultures yet are more racist than they realize. Also prom and hoco suck it’s like being at a retirement home with 2000s country hits and the lights on. Btw you don’t even have to try bc they’ll pass you anyway so have fun.
Gretna high school by Juicyfatfuxxk June 13, 2019
Hansel and Gretel
When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017
grettel
Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
grettel by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017
Gareth Bridges
The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.
Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
Gareth Bridges by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009
grethel
Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.
grethel by womanlover43 December 29, 2013