grundlemonkey (pl grundlemonkeys) N. -
1. Various debris or foreign matter
attached to the
nether region between posterior and anterior (see grundle); also the annoyance thereof.
2. A person (or persons)
representing said debris and its annoyance.
1. "So I pulled down her panties and there was this
freaking grundlemonkey just staring at me. I wrapped her back up and sent her home."
2. "Damn, dude, quit hanging around so close
with that terrible
gold chain and musk, you grundlemonkey."