by lzybrunette April 24, 2010
A very large, thought to be mythical beast, that roams the open land at Whiting Field in search of Barbeque Suace from Whataburger, not the stuff they give anyone but the good stuff the make and keep in the back and charge $.37 for. Treat gunkles the same way you would treat Gremlins. Gunkles have many predators, although the main predator is a squirrel.
The gunkle was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!
by squirrel superhero May 23, 2010
by Joe January 7, 2004
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by the ungunkle January 21, 2009
A fat teenager that crushes chairs and couches and has no regard for doing so, a gunkle also breaks personal items that is given to him to hold they normally have names such as (joe, Kenny, hilda, Charlie, Nolan, Garry, Gertrude.)
by Phypoo June 12, 2019