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Gumshoe Grimes 

The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.

gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”

An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.

junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!

the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved

Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!

Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?

News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again

Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha

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Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself

Mystery figure: ....

Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes

Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*

Aye....ready for action

Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people

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Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
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Gumshoe Grimes 

The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.

gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”

An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.

junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!

the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved

Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!

Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?

News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again

Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha

____

Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself

Mystery figure: ....

Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes

Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*

Aye....ready for action

Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people

____

Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ September 22, 2021
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gumshoe grimes 

The name of the famous junior grimes, a private detective whom breaks the law as well

Gummy Gape 

When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.
Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.
Gummy Gape by Mitchapalooza October 10, 2020

gummy tummy 

A stomach ache brought on by the consumption of large ammounts of gummy worms, gummy bears, and/or other gummies.
Gummy tummy has a distinctive feeling, unlike that of any other food related stomach ache.
Mark ate a whole tub of gummy worms. Dude had severe gummy tummy after that.
gummy tummy by jewleek April 8, 2010

sugar free gummy bears 

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugar free gummy bears by chaeg January 28, 2014

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!