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Possibly the very best teacher in the world. He/she let's you text, talk, not pay attention, sleep, and pretty much take advantage of him/her. He/she even lets you create new words on Urbandictionary.com. This is quite possibly the best thing that could ever happen to your high school career. Spend wasted time wisely.
"Did you see that gulath?" cried Jim.

"OMG yes! She let me text in the hallway!" screamed Janet.

"Dude, we are so gonna make out right now," Jim replied.

"I could so use a gulath to save me right now," Janet proclaimed.
by Garfunkle Pumpernickle November 19, 2010

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