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guitarsexual

Hey this is my new significant other, a Fender Stratocaster
Nice to finally meet your guitars, I didn’t know you were guitarsexual
Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.
He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.
Guitarded by Malcolm November 3, 2003
When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.
"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."
guitarded by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

Ryan Guitarre 

A male/female that are or have been a major tool bag throughout life
One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.
Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?
guitarded by Tomanos December 30, 2007

guitarsehole 

An individual, usually a male, who believes that his skills as a rock guitarist entitle him to behave in questionable ways towards others. His sense of self-importance is turned up to eleven, which makes him a less than ideal long-term dating prospect, dining companion, or roommate. Often an emosogynist in his interactions with women, the guitarsehole fares no better with men as he believes that arguing the merits of tube versus transistor amplifiers makes for engaging party conversation.
1. "I used to live with that guitarsehole. He spent more time on his hair than on washing the dishes, wouldn't shut up about the math rock band he had in high school, and was always trying to figure out why he couldn't find a smart enough woman to date."

guitarsehole by lucky wendy August 17, 2008