18 definitions by Malcolm

mappy

A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.

Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit

by Malcolm January 30, 2005

jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

by Malcolm July 19, 2004

LLoyd Banks

One the best rappers alive

Our vehicles is long enough to stash the street-sweeper, this shit gon' get uglier than a Master P sneaker

by Malcolm February 18, 2004

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

Malcolm'd

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed

You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!

by Malcolm October 27, 2003

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 26, 2004

Kaiju Big Battle

A Live Monster Fighting Tournament consisting of grown men wearing made up Japanese monster suits beating the crap out of eachother in a steal cage. AKA - Pure Awesomeness

"Kaiju Big Battel is coming to Town!"

by Malcolm January 25, 2004