18 definitions by Malcolm

Top Definition
Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.
He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.
by Malcolm November 03, 2003
Male sexual fluids. Semen.
She drank down his candy rain.
by Malcolm January 25, 2004
Popular music sung by nubile females dressed in as little as possible in film clips to attract male viewers. Their singing ability is typically inverse to their looks.
Christina Aguilera
by Malcolm March 29, 2003
When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed
You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!
by Malcolm October 27, 2003
a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives] drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.
I am malcolmed
by Malcolm November 29, 2003
A Live Monster Fighting Tournament consisting of grown men wearing made up Japanese monster suits beating the crap out of eachother in a steal cage. AKA - Pure Awesomeness
"Kaiju Big Battel is coming to Town!"
by Malcolm January 25, 2004
One the best rappers alive
Our vehicles is long enough to stash the street-sweeper, this shit gon' get uglier than a Master P sneaker
by Malcolm February 18, 2004

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