guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Guiness 

Common misspelling of Guinness

dude, I can't even spell guiness

Guiness by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005

gulenschmagen 

male genitals, usually refered to as a dique

Have u seen muh big blek gulenschmagen?
well if not ur in for a surprise, bitch

gulenschmagen by uuuuuuohhhhh May 7, 2009

Guienuen 

Guienuen is an alternate phase for genuine but is only used by used by Kelli Whitaker.

"I'm being guienuen"

Guienuen by Oscar Romeo 1986 February 28, 2015

Guins 

People/Persons
Who arent Sluts, Jocks, Emos
That are liked for being genuinly nice people

Wow their so nice, such guins

Guins by YerNo November 8, 2007

guinsoo 

Current map maker of the popular Warcraft III custom map, Defense of the Ancients. Guinsoo picked up the original DotA from Eul and expanded it to become the popular map it is today.

"Guinsoo is going to release a new version of DotA tomorrow."

guinsoo by ownz0r October 8, 2004

Guinessed 

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007