Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Guiness

Common misspelling of Guinness

dude, I can't even spell guiness

by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005

Guiness

An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.

Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.

by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010

Guiness

The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"

Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!

by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009

Guiness

A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.

is it just me or does that guiness smell funny

by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009

Guiness

A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.

"That is so Guiness."

by lookkittens! September 11, 2010

Guiness

A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.

"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"

by Monkey08 March 13, 2008