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guffufel 

A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all. Often comedic in nature or having, in the least, whimsical undertones.

Alternative spellings: guffufal, guffufle, gerfuffle, kaffufal, kaffufel and kerfuffle.

My Dad, B. Fathers, often spoke of a "kaffufal valve". I took it that a kaffufal valve would be the type of thing used or found on one of Professor Branestawms' inventions popularised in a series of books by Norman Hunter.

See: Author Norman Hunter and in particular W. Heath Robinsons' illustrations of Professor Branestawms' inventions/contraptions to understand about kaffufal valves and you will see the connection between guffufel and a kaffufal valve.

Guffufel - A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all.

Kaffufal valve - An unnecessary device used on a unnecessary machine that tends to lead to a lot of comedic fuss about nothing much at all.
Two women at a 10% off sale in the ladies underwear section of a store, were fighting over this one last bra. They were tugging and pulling until suddenly the bra ripped in half. Each women, sweating, puffing and panting walked off, triumphant, with half a bra each.

Two male staff members who witnessed this titty covering tug'o'war, wondered why it was sooo important to get the bra or even one half of it and whatever would they do about their homeless titty? Turning to each other one of the staff persons remarked to the other "what a f'kin guffufel, silly pair of Guff Buckets."
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The expression used when something is very good. Usually used around the Essex County section of The State of New Jersey created and made popular by a nigga named "Mo".
"Im guuu love, enjoy."
Guuu by newjerseynikka October 24, 2018
A person that's a: gay homosexual faggot masturbater. Its GHFMBA but its phonetically pronounced like guh-fum-buh. (Not literally, but a funny diss to your obviously straight male friends)
Example: Yo man, you wanna hit up the club tonite? Gonna be mad hotties there! Nah, I wanna stay home and finally beat this level of dungeons and dragons. Yo, youre a fucking gufumba bro! All the hot chicks gonna be there and you wanna stay home and play video games?

What's up man! What's going on this weekend? Nothing much Guf, just chillin. Hahaha you got a lot of jokes!

Hey man, that hot chick is giving you the eye! Go get her phone number! Umm no cuz I'm too shy! Awww fuck your such a fucking gufumba lol!
Gufumba by treezman June 29, 2011
Gufu (pronounced goo-foo) is that essential something that makes a thing that which it is.

(I believe this is based on a real word from the Indian sub-continent although I don't know which language.)
If a ball has lost its bounce it has lost its gufu. If glue no longer sticks its lost its gufu.
gufu by fruitynewt February 3, 2007
The act of being accepted and rejected at one time.

A hesitation of "good"
A girl walks into a bar with luscious locks, and gets a large bump on her forehead.

Her friend looks at her and says "You look..... guuud"
guuud by LordBonkers April 3, 2017
when you are hella gans and suck geese on the daily. make sure to floss!
'ELLIOT YOU SILLY FUCKING GUUUUUCE!!!!!'
guuuuuce by hellagans November 28, 2018
Expression used towards a gurlfriend when really excited.
guuuurl I can't believe he did that!!!
guuuurl by bchua February 28, 2018