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is the edge of something.
i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.
by smartie pants =] September 05, 2009
The fat bump half way between a females gut and muff. Obese females can artificially create a guff by wearing tight pants and/or belt. In sexual terms, the guff may be referred to as "more cushion for the pushin'"
"Oh my, look how fat that ladies guff is!"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"
by Duckman FTW May 08, 2008
The sitcky, burnt, black part of a roasted marshmallow.
After I was finished roasting a marshmallow over the fire, I accidentally dropped it on my hand and the guff stuck to it.
by Mac2410102410 February 08, 2010
Matt Donellan, the most guffiest kid. He farts, talks shit, and has the worse life ever. Straight up GUFF! No one ever date a guff, trust me, hes going to go after your little brother.
Mathew Donnellan is such a fucking Guff
by Nicky Figs July 07, 2009
A shorter version of Guthridge also known as jake :)
a VERY kind person who gets beer ;) and the king of the world nd the best lukkin lad eva ;);)

Is that king Guff Over there ?
by Kirstie&Kelly June 17, 2009
another name for someone breaking wind
ugh ! have you just guffed??
by lorrii3 February 15, 2009
Weed of Poor Quality
Put That GUFF OUT, & Rool Dat Kill Doe Like!! Naw I'm Cool Cuz, That Shit Some GUFF!!
by Da Militia February 20, 2008