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to fart, to let one go
oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?
by pantsonhead December 23, 2002
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we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart
"i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious"
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n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone
Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.
by ANS A2 September 23, 2004
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hey why you talking guff
by david January 21, 2004
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A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.
Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again?

John? Nah, he's just a big guff.
by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006
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a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.

Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool
Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face
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crap, something of little use or value, junk.
Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!
by buffer78 June 26, 2009
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