gudgeon

a hairstyle that is a blend of a mop and an afro, usually brown.

Wow, check out that dudes gudgeon!

by TheGudge November 14, 2007

gudgeon

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe

After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!

by Jackie-F September 9, 2005

gudgeon grope

lengthy search for a not so lenghty penis; gudgeon,with dissapointing results

Sally went for a gudgeon grope on Bill and came up empty handed

by DadddyO August 5, 2006

Connor gudgeon

Connor gudeon is a overweight, selfish prick who thinks he’s gonna own his dads business and live off his dads money because he thinks he’s better than everyone. He’s going to get a fatal disease and die a very slow, painful death.

Connor gudgeon is an overweight coon

by coontastic 69 January 24, 2020