gucked 

It means your computer is horny.

Bob: Dude I think my computer has a mind of its own, fatblackchicks.com just opened up
Rob: Nah dude, your computer is just totally gucked

gucked by TotallyGuck February 13, 2009

gucked 

To have received the guck guck 3000

“yo dude, anhad is so gucked rn”

gucked by nomenestdeus April 15, 2023

Fet gucked 

Get laid, get lost, balls on your face, get stuffed, take a hide, get knotted

"That guy is a wicked asshole! Fet gucked!"

Fet gucked by yellowjeff September 18, 2015

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

gacked to the gills 

Obscenely high on any substance.

My boy Tommy is always gacked to the gills on some substance or another. That fool's crazy!

gacked to the gills by Quailsareneat December 30, 2011

Gacked out 

Gone Wacked

A person who is high on drugs and don't even know what they are doing or who they are. Totally gone, wacked out. They are gacked out.

Gacked out by Mthuckleberry April 4, 2019

Guckied 

Basically means to get f*cked

Ketchara got guckied

Guckied by ketchara May 12, 2019