(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
by Buzkill625 March 20, 2017
A popular video game manuver, involving slamming one's ass into the floor. Also called the butt-bounce
by Blaster 2.5 April 30, 2006
by E brod January 31, 2007
to virouciously fuck on a concrete or wooden floor with no bias for the other persons safety. usually anally
by MastreM0O August 13, 2008
A sexual act in which a male partner defacates on the floor, then tags his partner doggie style while holding their head inches over the shit on the floor. Usually the partner "ground-pounding" yells "You can't have it!!" several times as they keep their partner's face over the shit by their hair. Then eventually the partner then yells "Oh you can have it!!!!" and smashes their face into the shit. Thus giving them "The Ground-Pound".
by Wussmonster March 3, 2010
The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.
by This is TravisTodd Ortyl April 22, 2011
combination of fag drag and the ground and pound manuever. as the fag is being dragged, a person stays in the back ground and pounding the shit out of the fag's face.
by aswisgay August 28, 2008