(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
by Buzkill625 March 20, 2017
Amelia Watson: "'...nothing beats a Ground Pound!' That's funny, 'cause uh.. you guys know.. that's actually.. what I did TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT HEHAHAHAHA."
by Arsnova July 15, 2021
This is similar to the move in the Mario Brother’s games and can be preformed by either a woman or a man. If a woman is performing, she jumps from a perched location and tries to land her cooch right on the man’s wang. If the man is performing, he attempts to achieve a hole in one in the woman’s snatch. Failure to penetrate = unimaginable pain and possibly an ER visit.
Tyrant: Yo big easy, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?
Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.
Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.
Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.
Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.
by Stoney69 June 28, 2019
by JaxHololive June 13, 2021
Named after attack moves made by Mario and other Nintendo characters, it is the act of making love to your girlfriend so hard that the appartment room below you shakes.
by JoeBobNX March 23, 2011
1. To have epic sex with someone, or to pound someone at max power
2. To slam one’s fist into the ground so hard that a crack appears in the floor, mostly appearing in anime
2. To slam one’s fist into the ground so hard that a crack appears in the floor, mostly appearing in anime
“Did you hear? He ground pounded his girl last night so hard that she would not stop moaning!”
“In Dragon Ball Z, the best fight scenes always involve one of the characters performing a full power ground pound.”
“In Dragon Ball Z, the best fight scenes always involve one of the characters performing a full power ground pound.”
A sexual move when you insert both hand in the pussy then make both hands into a fist when your in the pussy and then slam down as hard as you can.
by Gamer69961 April 24, 2019