4 definitions by Wussmonster

Top Definition
A sexual act in which two men 69 and the man on top proceeds to defacate on his partner. The man on top is "in command" as he weilds his partner's penis like a joystick.
As Toby and Tavis were engaged in a 69, Tavis upped the experience by turning it into a Command Center.
by Wussmonster March 01, 2010
A sexual act in which two people stand with their asses on eac h side of a third person's face who is kneeling. Then, simultaneously both standing partners shart on the kneeling partner's face. Thus creating a "crossfire".

This can also be known as "the double barrel".
Sean and Brent just gave Toby The Crossfire. They had Taco Bell an hour prior as well....
by Wussmonster March 02, 2010
A sexual act in which a male partner defacates on the floor, then tags his partner doggie style while holding their head inches over the shit on the floor. Usually the partner "ground-pounding" yells "You can't have it!!" several times as they keep their partner's face over the shit by their hair. Then eventually the partner then yells "Oh you can have it!!!!" and smashes their face into the shit. Thus giving them "The Ground-Pound".
The Ground-Pound is just plain nasty!
by Wussmonster March 02, 2010
A sexual act in which one partner (either gender) is on the toilet when unbeknownst to them, the male partner kicks open the door, shuts off the light, then kicks them off the toilet and bends them over the bath tub. Doggie style. If the light is left on, it is then called a Sneak Attack.
It sucks to be on the recieving end of The Phantom.
by Wussmonster March 02, 2010
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