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Grottle your Kronse 

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.
a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"
Grottle your Kronse by GorillaEye October 7, 2009
An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.
I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.
Grottle by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022
I played a grottle in the camp jams at Winfield,KS.
grottle by EmoSmif March 14, 2008

Grottoes 

A small town located in Virginia where the lowest trailer trash and wannabe blacks live. Everyone smokes pot and gets drunk every weekend. If you don't hunt, you're considered the lowest of society and you are shunned from their existence. The 'cool' thing for kids to do is to walk to the Food Lion and hang out while they are high off of Febreze. Kids here think they are rich if they have more than $20 and own 1/4 a pound of pot. The cops here are out to get you because there are a total of 16 speeding traps in the city. Mexicans here are considered cool, which is how you know this town is low.
I went to Grottoes last weekend and my butthole still hurts. Not a place you wanna go, man.
Grottoes by MyCityy April 5, 2011

Sip Grottle 

n. -1 A game involving a man and a woman in which the man kills the woman and tries to phone her parents using the reanimated corpse of Gunter Rathworscht.
n. -2 A sassy-lass with no vertabrae.
"My friend and I played 'Sip Grottle' til the cows came home. God rest her soul."
"Hey did you see that 'Sip Grottle'?"
An uncommon mispronounciation of "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.
I'm going to steal all your pennies and grottles.
Grottle by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022