Verb. To finger a lady's pussy
. Looking for a g-spot
with two fingers.
guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.
guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.
to put a finger up a vagina
girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good
girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u
(archaic) An English four pence coin. (No longer in use or circulation). Modern usage to descibe the £1 coin, or where applicable, a single Euro.
Lend me a Groat or two till Friday... I'm skint
Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.
Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER
Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF
Another way of saying "Gross". To be nasty and or disturbing in several ways. (derived from groaty)
"Dag gon, That lady wears the same spandex leggings and jean skirt EVERYDAY of the year..that's groats!"
Female chin whiskers.
I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.