Gophering

When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!

Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!

Gophering by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

grossening 

something that is really really gross and induces a gross feeling

Pooh under your fingernail is focking grossening!

grossening by mark in dallas September 12, 2005

grocering 

a verb describing the act of grocery shopping

Honey, we gotta stop all this impulse buying while we're out grocering this weekend.

grocering by myk4bz February 20, 2007

groshing

beautiful, fabulous, handsome, ect.

Gary: Hey Dan.

Dan: Yehs?

Gary: Your mum is look very groshing today ;)

Dan: Eff you Gary. Eff you.

groshing by KristyMeowmix October 22, 2008

gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

gophering by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

gophering by here coco! April 11, 2008

grocering 

pronunciation: (gro-sher-ing)
verb: to go to the grocery store

Hey where were you at?
I was grocering.

grocering by noraa leachim January 2, 2011