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1. gritch
one who is a grouchy bitch.
Are you on the rag? You're being a huge gritch.
by Seraphynae Aug 17, 2003 add a video
2. gritch
Grumpy + Bitch = Gritch i.e.; A grumpy ass bitch.
"Damn, gritch, gimme my bacon and eggs back!"
by Cutpurse Oct 7, 2003 add a video
3. Gritch
(noun) A term of reference for your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend on Christmas. A combination of "Grinch" and "Bitch".
"How come you're not with your kids for Christmas?"
"Shut up, they're with the Gritch"

"Bobby, why so sad?"
"I got dumped on Christmas. The Gritch stole my christmas spirit".

("Grick" can be used to describe men)
4. Gritch
Groin Dick Crotch.. combined to make gritch
Please don't kick my gritch!
5. Gritch
As in "Suck My Gritch", a misenterpretation of "Suck my Kiss" from The RHCP Greatest Hits.
Give to mee sweet sacred bliss, that mout was made to suck my gritch.
by Zack And Matt Jan 9, 2005 add a video
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