A nickname for an alpha Gretchen, or the superior version. She is perfect in every way. She is the best looking girl you will ever see in your life. She is also the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. She makes an amazing girlfriend who will never fail to brighten your day and put you in a better mood. No matter who you are if Gretty the Great cares about you, you're the luckiest person on earth
A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?
Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.
Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"