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Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
grettel by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017
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A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.
Gretton massive
Gretton by Grettoner April 14, 2010
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When you turn someone into a smoker and a nitty.
J golding was the best serial grettifyer of the 21st century

I can't wait to grettify my mate
Grettify by Donworryinnit January 30, 2018
Company that makes great guitars
Like the Country Gentleman and the Tennessean (both used by George Harrison).
George Harrison with his Gretsch Country Gentleman on the Ed Sullivan show with The Beatles '64
Gretsch by Sean Gilmour October 25, 2007
Alias of Ghetto, a UK grime artist, top 3 selected youths. Known for his ability to hit every syllable with an extremely fast flow.
"What's happenin? / What's good cuz? / What's crackalin?
I'm in the hood blud / still battling / still tryina push drugs
When I see feds they only see legs / yeah, I'm still panickin
And I've left them fakes in the past / but I still hear snakes in the grass / still rattlin"

- Ghetto "Ghetts"
ghetts by grime scene followa March 16, 2008
is a name of a beautiful girl, great personality, very intelligent and is very easy to talk to. Some one you would defiantly want to start a relationship with.
Gretta is amazing.
Gretta by socce10 June 24, 2010
slang term in some areas of london to describe cocaine also known as "tee" or "garbo"
you gonna get any gretty tonight ?
gretty by zlatan November 17, 2007