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A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.
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by Grettoner April 14, 2010

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