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Great and amazing guy but when drunk he likes football player sized women. He might possibly have the worst beer goggles ever but i love him. And his weenis.
Greg! says "you have a beautiful name, now make out with my black friend, ho."
by stank ass ho May 09, 2010
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A 40 year old savage who is always late to important shit.
Looks like old Greg is pulling another greg
by 2000155 July 05, 2015
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Awesome kid with giant dick and extremely awesome personality. He destroys all vaginas with his huge monster cock
That Greg is like so big
by Awesome gman June 14, 2014
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The most awesome goth guy you will ever meet, he's always there for you and goes out of his way to make sure that you have a smile on your face and warmth in your heart. The best friend you could ever wish for, don't let him go. This is one guy that you wouldn't mind being around for days at a time, and you look forward to speaking to him because he always finds a way to brighten your day.
Raven: He's my best friend, you should meet him, you'll love him. :)

Sarah: He must be a Greg, Gregs make the best of friends.
by Sugar_Fang May 16, 2010
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1. A guy who is very perverted
2. A guy who hits on every girl he hears of... even if he has never me them and they live hundreds of miles away
3.A douche bag with who things he's a total baller
1. "Eew Greg just asked what size bra I wear... wtf I don't even know him!"
2. "This guy clear across the county just asked me out. Must be another Greg."
3. Greg- "Hey baby, wanna hook up?"

Girl- "No you weirdo!"

Greg- "Whatever I can have any chick... you look like you

ain't good in bed anyways
by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011
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More than likely will do it in this order: ass, mouth, hair. Homewrecker....
That dude just totally Gregged her, and now her husband is suicidal.
by Nickie11 December 12, 2010
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A real asshole! He flirts with your girlfriend, and next thing you know, she leaves you and runs off with him! Beware of Greg's! They have a natural ability to hypnotize people (especially women) into doing what they want! They use tactics that are not approved of in the most advanced civilizations! Such as preternatural tricks of drugging women, and tricking them into becoming the Greg's mental slave! Or, being super nice, and super fake, which convinces most women, he's "a good guy"! Greg's are usually ugly, brutish, disfigured phantom men, who pray on younger girls and women who are 5-10 years their junior! Greg's simply want to shoot their demonic seed into as many women as possible to over run the Earth with demonoid bastard children, so as to solidify their empire! Greg's are all evil! Avoid like the plague!
(Girlfriend): Who's that guy over there? Do you know him?
(Boyfriend): No idea, never met him before in my life!
(Greg): Hey I'm greg, you want some drugs to get high?
(Boyfriend): No thanks...
(Girlfriend): Yeah sure!

20 mins later, Girlfriend and Greg are swooning over each other in the most vile ways, while Boyfriend is left alone sulking over his stolen love!
by Zero$ September 09, 2014
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