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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
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Greenspan's 

Greenspan's - A clothing store located in southern California,

They carry such styles as Pendleton board shirts , Ben davis, lowrider Charlie brown shirts,FB County Frisco Cords, even some discontinued clothing they can replicate.

The last original clothing store" family owned and operated in Southern California since 1928. We carry Pendletons, Hush Puppies, Ben Davis, Car Club Coats, winos, Stacy Adams, Levis, Stetson, Dickies, and hundreds of other brands, as well as our own Greenspan's brand. With so many thousands of items in our store, and we are not able to show it all here, so please contact us by email or phone about item inqiries "If you don't see it, just ask
Greenspan's
The last original clothing store !

3405 Tweedy Blvd. South Gate, CA 90280

The Last Original Clothing Store

Carrying many styles you just can't find anywhere else!
Greenspan's by Blu_leef November 12, 2022
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Greenstruck 

When someone who has never had money has an opportunity to make or acquire more than they have ever had.
Jacob was getting $5000 from a settlement but owed his friend $3000, he was so greenstruck he didn't want to pay back his friend.
Greenstruck by Ms. Millie March 6, 2020

It's Not Easy Being Greene 

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.
To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".
1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.
.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.
greenette by erfv March 14, 2010

Greens Australia 

A failing activist group in Australia that thrives only by getting votes through unorthodox means. Using taxpayer money to bribe immigrants, using children as young as 7 in their protest, and are always yelling, ranting, and angry on TV.

The lower peasants of Greens spend their days trolling Sky News and resorting to shaming, guilt tripping and insulting anyone who dare think differently, grasping at the hope they may bully others into voting Greens.

When it all comes down to it, the only thing Greens Australia focus on is control.
Greens Australia demand tens of 1000s of immigrants be brought here regurlary, assuming the immigrants will vote for them
Greens Australia by HbBrisley July 23, 2020

Marjorie Taylor-Greene

A psychotic trumpie who threatened to kill Nancy Pelosi and insult school shooting survivors but has never been thrown out of the white house.
Girl: Why hasn't Marjorie Taylor-Greene been fired yet?
Guy: Someone obviously in the white house likes pyscho trumpies